Oh em gee. You know who I remind me of?
Peg Bundy.
Not that Katey Sagal isn't awesome. I mean, she's LEELA! Alongside Lisa Simpson, Kyle Broflovski,1 and practically everyone on Daria, Leela is one of those two-dimensional characters who are sort of like me but just a little more kickass. Okay, a lot more. But my hair is voluminous, and dyed red, and ARRGGHHH! All I need is a pair of leopard-print stretch pants. I am arguably too young and definitely of the wrong reproductive status to be a MILF. Also my ethnic background is off-white trash at best, and my figure resembles not so much an hourglass and more an ironing board. Still. Never underestimate the power of bangs to transform you into a slutty '80s TV housewife.
Come to think of it, where are those leopard-print stretch pants? I didn't give them to Goodwill, did I? Because, hello Halloween costume.
1I was going to say Wendy Testaberger but I don't inspire young men to vomit every time they talk to me. Anymore.
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